Me: It’s October 1st! I can finally spend money on Halloween decorations!
Costco: I am altering the year. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

Note: this post was manually imported from an original tweet of mine made on October 1st, 2018.

Laugh at me.
Me: It’s October 1st! I can finally spend money on Halloween decorations!
Costco: I am altering the year. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

Note: this post was manually imported from an original tweet of mine made on October 1st, 2018.