HermitCraft World Tour Guidebook: Season 10

Howdy, HermitCraft guests!

Here’s a World Tour Guidebook highlighting a dozen mini-games and a few other points of interest on the server! Feel free to show these pages publicly with your viewers if you’d like to plan and build hype for your visit this Saturday!

Your Hermit Host will provide you with other non-public facing details, like the mod list and connection info shortly as well, so keep an eye on your messages for that!

Thanks, and keep adventuring!

The title page of the HermitCraft World Tour Guidebook for an event to be held Saturday, September 20th at 6pm BST. There is a screenshot of the HermitCraft Worldspawn and text that reads, "Welcome, visitors! The guidebook highlights a few of the many fun things to experience on HermitCraft!"

The Overview page of server regions with the following descriptions for each: 1. Worldspawn You'll log in here, meet up with your host Hermit, and we'll kick off with introductions and a guided tour of the server. 2. Shopping District Need building materials? You can shop until you drop in any of our eclectic and upscale retail establishments. 3. Gaming District After the guided tour, there's tons of games to check out that you can only play on HermitCraft! And also Rock, Paper, Scissors. 4. Hermit Holmdel Want to claim a plot and start building? Here's the place to create!

The mini-games map page. Games listed include: "A. Dipple Drop B. Dye-duction (Pearldle) C. Ghastketball D. HermitCraft TCG E. Hungry Hermits F. Mace Race G. Metro Mayhem H. Ravager Rush (Frogger) I. Tennis J. Scootball K. Skizz's Pyramid (Parkour) Beyond this map L. Cub's Labyrinth (Parkour) M. xB's Trident Arena"

This page shows screenshots of Cub's Labyrinth, a parkour maze with lava and ice. An infobox includes the following information: "• Individual parkour • Unlimited simultaneous players • Takes as long as you like • No cost"

This page shows screenshots of the Dipple Drop game. An infobox includes the following information: "• Solo dropper game • 1 player at a time • Takes about 5 min • No cost"

This page shows screenshots of Dye-duction, word game based on Wordle. An infobox includes the following information: "• Individual or team word game • One player or team at a time • Takes about 15 min • Costs 1 diamond"

This page shows screenshots of Ghastketball, an arena with happy ghasts floating in it. An infobox includes the following information: "• Team parkour • Up to eight players • Takes 10 min • No cost"

This page shows screenshots of the HermitCraft TCG Arena. An infobox includes the following information: "• 1v1 Trading Card Game • Requires two players • Takes about 45 min • No cost: pre-made loaner decks available"

This page shows screenshots of the Hungry Hermits kitchen. An infobox includes the following information: "• Co-op hectic cooking game • Requires two players • Takes 5-45 min • No cost"

This page shows screenshots of the Mace Race game. An infobox includes the following information: "• 1v1 mace parkour race • Up to two players • Takes 5-15 min • No cost" An additiona box contains the text: Xisuma says: "Don't spam attacks on the armor stands. That can break them!"

This page shows screenshots of the Mace Race game. An infobox includes the following information: "• 1v1 mace parkour race • Up to two players • Takes 5-15 min • No cost"

This page shows screenshots of the Ravager Rush game. An infobox includes the following information: "• Solo Frogger game • One player at a time • Takes 5min, more if skilled • Costs 1 diamond"

This page shows screenshots of the Scootball game. An infobox includes the following information: "• Team football-like contest • No player cap • Takes about 30 minutes • No cost"

This page shows screenshots Skizz's pyramid. An infobox includes the following information: "• Solo parkour quest • No max players • Takes 20-60 min • No cost"

This page shows screenshots of the Tennis game. An infobox includes the following information: "• Individual or team contest • Two to six players • Takes about 30 minutes • No cost"

This page shows screenshots of the Scootball game. An infobox includes the following information: "• Team football-like contest • No player cap • Takes about 30 minutes • No cost" An addtional box states that xB says: "Make sure to pick up tridents and armor after each game, and put the heads of your defeated foes on the wall!"

This page shows more activities to do, with the following text: "∞. Build anything at Hermit Holmdel Free your imagination by claiming a plot at Hermit Holmdel and building whatever you like to commemorate your visit to HermitCraft! ∏. Appreciate the Fanart Museum Witness the talent of artists in the HermitCraft community! …. Please hold at the Permit Office Wait in line, as long as you like! The perfect spot to AFK while on a snack break! "

This page shows a screenshot of Hermit Holmdel from above with the exhortation "Build anything at Hermit Holmdel." A box explains that Joe Hills says: "No, seriously, build whatever out here, there's no unifying theme or expectations. Express yourself and have fun!" There are three steps listed: 1. Claim any island, hourglass, or sausage shaped plot by simply removing its yellow claim banner. 2. Build whatever you like in your plot to leave your mark on HermitCraft Season 10! 3. If you need supplies, help yourself to one of Hermit Holmdel's many supply depots, go shopping, or shake down your host Hermit for the treasures of their base storage.

This page shows a screenshot of HermitCraft fanart museum exhorting visitors to "Appreciate the Fanart museum." An infobox says: "Need a few quiet moments? Just a bit east of Worldspawn, you can relax and enjoy the talents of amazing artists."

This top of this page shows a screenshot of the Permit Office with text that reads: "Please hold at the Permit Office." An infobox reads: "There's always time to queue at the Permit Office!" The bottom of this page shows the HermitCraft server viewed from above at night with the text: "Your host Hermit will send you any other info you'll need. Thanks for reading, we'll see you Saturday!"

2025 Q3 Meeting Minutes

  • YouTube channel memberships
    • Data shows around 45 people signed up for their own membership while 40-50 were gifted to the community
    • Emotes were fun to add and there’s still room for more to be added
    • There is a plan for more tiers of memberships to be added
    • There is a chance for high focus/less chatty craft streams exclusive to YouTube and discord members only
  • Hiding archived channels
    • Channels will first be moved to a read only archive and then hidden after 3 months
    • Staff still have access to the hidden channels and members won’t lose access to newly archived channels that are put into the read only category
    • We will not be archiving everything from the server with the use of any external tools
    • Old archive categories, Zone of Archived Rooms, Yet another zone of archived rooms, yet a second archive category, yesterday’s SMP: Create Mod 1.19.2, yesterday’s SMP: Modded 1.19, yesterday’s SMP: Vanillish, Yesterday’s ds9 working group, Yesterday’s SMP: vault hunters – All hidden to clear up the server category/channel list
  • Specific channels to be added or removed
    • Typography – Not added
    • Spam AI you poisoned – Not added
    • New archive category created: y’all read only now ya hear
    • Spam sites you webbed – moved to read only archive
    • Spam servers you operate – modified the channel description to include websites and servers
    • Multiplayer meetup – Not added
    • Players wanted – Not archived
    • Friend codes – Not archived
    • Public domain works – moved to read only archive
    • HCTCG webcam games – moved to read only archive
    • HCTCG meetups – moved to read only archive
    • HCTCG deck building – Not archived
    • HCTCG collecting – Not archived
    • Gun crimes – Not archived
    • V Rising – moved to read only archive
    • Satisfactory – moved to read only archive
    • UFO 50 – moved to read only archive
    • Web design dev – Not archived
    • Programming – Not archived
    • Hosting – Not archived
    • Hardware – Not archived
    • Cybersecurity – Not archived
    • Sports – Not archived
  • In place of discord forums, the goal is to eventually move the current events and technology channels to a new self hosted php forum.
    • This is because Joe does not want to deal with the stress of discord’s forum feature; he has experience creating forums and would rather utilize his own creativity and create a space of our own we can go to should discord ever be bought out by meta or any other event we feel the need to flee from
  • Merch store
    • Long term, Joe’s own merch store will be dependent on data collected from the HermitCraft merch store and the revenue made during the hiatus
  • Server migration to apple silicon
    • Needs more troubleshooting, but otherwise testing has gone great and is worth developing over time
  • Next generation Vanillish server
    • This would be the cozy palling around server with voice proximity chat, be the same game version as HC, update when HC does, have the same seed as HC, the same quality of life datapacks, and overall be the experience most similar to HermitCraft.
    • Joe is going to have a call with Yirggy to announce plans for Vanillish and Elevenstorm with a timeline of server events after Twitchcon on October 17th
  • Next generation Modded server
    • This will launch at the beginning of October so Joe can play on it during the HC hiatus. It will be a create mod modpack, and there will be a friendly haunted house build contest.
  • Next flagship server
    • Elevenstorm, a mix of everstorm and the bleeding edge server. Players will have to use game events to achieve features of the server, such as doing a build contest to turn off fire tick. The “HermitCraft What If” server. More details in #feedback-elevenstorm
  • Details for the servers will come out closer to their launch dates once the server operators finalize the designs. Feedback is welcome in the respective feedback channels found under the Joe Hills Meta category.

Joe’s updated mod list for HermitCraft 10 on 1.21.6

Howdy, y’all! Joe Hills here, with a list of mods I’m using now that HermitCraft has updated to Minecraft 1.21.6, as well as notes on why I’m using each.

Armor Poser

Armor Poser creates an advanced and intuitive user interface for manipulating armor stands.

Version:
10.0.0
Created by:
Mrbysco, ShyNieke
Website
https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/armor-poser

Bedder Mod

Bedder Mod makes the warning text larger the longer I click on a bed.

Version:
1.1.2
Created by:
ToxxicGlitter
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/bedder-mod

Bobby

Bobby renders full chunks beyond vanilla render distance.

Version:
5.2.8+mc1.21.6
Created by:
johni0702
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/bobby

Camera Utils

Camera Utils allows longer-distance 3rd person camera settings, as well as deploying a static camera.

Version:
1.21.6-1.0.16
Created by:
henkelmax
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/camera-utils

Chat Heads

Chat Heads displays player heads next to chat messages.

Version:
0.13.19
Created by:
dzwdz, Fourmisan
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/chat-heads/

Chat Signing Hider

Chat Signing Hider conceals Mojang pop-ups when you connect to servers.

Version:
1.21.6-1.0.5
Created by:
henkelmax
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/chat-signing-hider/changelog

Cloth Config

Version:
19.0.1.147
Created by:
shedaniel
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/cloth-config

Face bar

Face bar replaces the gems in the player locator bar with players’ faces.

Version:
1.0-SNAPSHOT
Created by:
Cortex
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/facebar

Iris

iris loads shaders.

Version:
1.9.0
Created by:
Coderbot
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/iris

MaLiLib

MaLiLib is a library required to run MiniHUD.

Version:
0.25.0
Created by:
Masa
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/malilib

MiniHUD

MiniHUD overlays additional information, such as horse speed and light level.

Version:
0.36.0
Created by:
Masa
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/minihud

Mod Menu

Mod Menu shows a list of mods so I can access their options easier.

Version:
15.0.0-beta.3
Created by:
Prospector, modmuss50
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/modmenu

More Culling

More Culling prevents rendering obscured geometry to increase performance.

Version:
14.0.0-beta.1
Created by:
FX
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/moreculling

Replay Mod

ReplayMod captures network data to allow reconstructing in-game events from different camera angles.

Version:
1.21.6-2.6.22-5-g289cea5
Created by:
johni0702
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/replaymod

Server Resource Pack Checker

Server Resouce Pack Checker avoids re-downloading server resource packs I already have by comparing the hash from the server with the local pack’s hash.

Version:
1.21.6-1.2.2
Created by:
henkelmax
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/server-resource-pack-checker

Simple Voice Chat

Simple Voice Chat allows folks to voice chat inside of Minecraft via either proximity or groups.

Version:
1.21.6-2.5.31
Created by:
henkelmax
Website
https://modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

SkinShuffle

SkinShuffle allows hotkey-driven skin changing.

Version:
2.9.3+1.21.6
Created by:
IMB11
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/skinshuffle

Sodium

Sodium is a graphics performance and optimization mod required by Voxy and Nvidium.

Version:
0.6.13+mc1.21.6
Created by:
jellysquid3
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/sodium

Status

Status lets Hermits indicate via the tab menu whether or not they’re available, streaming, or recording. It also lets us create a “no sleep” jumpscare text.

Version:
1.21.6-1.0.8
Created by:
henkelmax
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/status

Voxy

Voxy creates reduced level-of-detail meshes from cached chunks and renders those beyond the regular view distance.

Version:
0.2.0-alpha
Created by:
cortex
Website
https://modrinth.com/mod/voxy

Summer Reading Recommendation: Dungeon Crawler Carl books 1-7

Three trusted friends each recommended Matt Dinniman’s Dungeon Crawler Carl series of novels to me, but the series stayed toward the back of my queue for almost a year because I found the name of its emergent genre, “LitRPG” unappealing to the point of avoidance. I started the first book about a month ago, loved it, and read the following six immediately. I refuse to recommend you a LitRPG series, because I don’t want this at the back of your queue when it belongs at the front.

After reading the first few chapters of book one, in which Seattleite shipyard worker Carl and his ex-girlfriend’s award-winning cat are drawn into an alien-built underground dungeon where video game rules are enforced, I realized the book is basically structured as a written Let’s Play for a non-existent video game. I counter-propose the term “Lit’s Play” and I will strongly recommend you Matt Dinniman’s Dungeon Crawler Carl series of Lit’s Play novels.

The Dungeon Crawler Carl novels are full of well-grounded human characters coerced, tricked, or forced into comedically ludicrous scenarios with all sorts of bonkers aliens and dungeon NPCs. These situations are structured to condemn systemic exploitation in a way that feels to me like they could have been imagined by Kurt Vonnegut if he were young enough to have grown up reading Douglas Adams and playing D&D. The dialogue is snappy too, and if you enjoy books-on-tape, the narration and voice-work for the characters by Jeff Hayes is masterwork-quality.

If you’re dubious about whether this series is for you, here’s a few points I’ve noted that might encourage you to read it:

The first couple books introduce basic abilities, spells, and game mechanics that the characters try to find ways to exploit. Malicious compliance is king. As the series progresses, the equipment and abilities the characters gain access to and their interactions with other players compound to create new exploits that are increasingly wild and frustrating to their enemies—and delightful to readers like myself!

By book three, The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook, it’s also obvious that Matt Dinniman isn’t only a gaming nerd. He wanted to do a lot of research on trains, track gauges, subways, and other railroad technology, and shares his passion that subject in all sorts of fun ways in the Iron Tangle level of the dungeon. It makes me smile when folks are excited about their interests and Dinniman’s definitely add to the fun!

By book four, The Gate of The Feral Gods, it became clear to me that the series is heading toward Game of Thrones levels of complexity in terms of competing factions with internal strife squabbling about the problems they are most familiar to distract themselves from the shadows of emergent threats they deem impossible.  Dinneman does a great job of grounding the external galactic intrigue to in-dungeon events, which keeps its presentation as goofy as everything else. If you appreciated how Bojack Horseman used animal puns to facilitate its unbearable dive into the crushing horrors of addiction and depression, you’ll love how Dungeon Crawler Carl cranks everything familiar and bizarre about game logic up to 11 in order to showcase the depravity of exploitative systems of government and commerce.

I won’t say much about the later novels, except that they rewardingly build on the groundwork of the first few books and escalate everything in ways that made me cackle throughout. After finishing book seven, I immediately restarted the first book, and I’m enjoying it thoroughly.

Strongly recommend.

Happy Easter! Resurrection and special thanks!

Happy Easter, y’all! Joe Hills here, writing as I always do in Nashville, Tennessee, with a few quick updates now that I’ve returned from the Pacific Northwest.

Resurrection?!

Since today is Easter, I’m going to start off by thanking folks for joining me last night to kick off the next novel I’ll be reading weekly, Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. Here’s the VOD of that:

You can find the playlist for my Frankenstein readings at: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7On8E0_x1tqXTMocvxGuv2kqu3XThT_t

If you’d like to read along at home, or read ahead, you can find the text I’m reading from via Project Gutenburg at: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm

I’ll usually be reading Frankenstein each Saturday night from 8:30–10:30pm US Central Time, though next week’s Saturday reading will be much earlier in the day than usual to accommodate family plans. You can find my latest streaming schedule at https://joehills.net/soon

Gamers For Giving 2025

Y’all really showed up for this year’s charity stream event and helped HermitCraft raise over $800,000 for Gamers Outreach for the second year in a row! Thank you for helping us build and deliver hundreds of gaming karts to children’s hospitals!

There are so many generous and talented folks who worked to make this event successful that you may have caught on camera throughout the weekend, like Anthony from Mojang, the production crew from Liquid Dogs, and the Gamers Outreach staff. I’m grateful to all of them for making the weekend spectacular!

I wanted to take a second here to shoutout two folks I worked with off-camera who particularly helped us have an amazing event: Travis Ericksen and Nate Jones.

Special thanks to Travis Eriksen from Childs’ Play Charity for loaning Gamers Outreach and HermitCraft the telepresence robot that ZombieCleo, Oli, and Joel piloted around the studio, and for taking time out of his weekend to help us troubleshoot it with his tech expert Garrett!

Travis previously visited my studio with his kids, and we had a great time together, so if you’d like to learn more about Child’s Play, consider checking out the VOD of his visit!

Special thanks as well go to Nate Jones of Northstar guitars! Nate is the amazing luthier who built the custom HermitCraft guitar for the auction. The guitar sold for over $5000 and brought delight to every Hermit who held and signed it. If you’d like to see Nate’s build video for that, you can find it here:

The weekend was packed with fun moments, so I’m in the process of editing a recap video about the weekend now. I hope to have that video out by the end of the week, so I’d best get back to editing!

Until next time, y’all, this is Joe Hills from Nashville, Tennessee. Keep adventuring!

 

Report for the NOPOE in Exile

It has been an incredibly busy week on #HermitCraft!

Come check out how VintageBeef and I have been searching and trapping the Permit Officers’ facilities, and see my side of me trying to mess with Skizz during his stream yesterday!

Rejoice! Grian finally discovered my Secret Santa gift… from last year!

It’s been a couple months since I left Grian his Secret Santa gift, so y’all might not have seen that he finally discovered it today in the first few minutes of his video:

If you want a refresh about how Skizz and I brainstormed this present, check out my Christmas 2024 video here:

For the full backstory on the giraffe, you can check out Skizzleman’s Guess The Build video about it!

“Too Many Boots” — my AMC drama pitch

The pater familia of an immigrant family that owns and operates several parking lots is arrested by ICE.

The eldest tries to manage the business while the second eldest plays vigilante and sneaks up to ICE vehicles during raids to boot them.

I imagine the eldest would be focused on the day-to-day concerns of running the business and dealing with the cutthroat competition, while the the vigilante kid would be stealing boots from those competitors to use against ICE while sowing chaos in the local parking economy.

Recommend: The Mercy of Gods by James S. A. Corey

I’ve just enjoyed The Mercy of Gods, the latest novel by James S.A. Corey, which focuses on some distant future offshoot of humanity that has lost touch with their earthly origins and is suddenly introduced to the rest of the galaxy by way of an imperial alien invasion force. It kicks off a series called Captive’s War, presumably because the POV characters are all POWs attempting to sort out how best to understand their enemies and resist effectively despite bleak prospects and bizarre challenges.

Given that Corey’s nine Expanse novels and many side-stories and novellas consistently impressed me over the last decade, this felt like a safe purchase and I wasn’t disappointed. It’s more of the same style of writing, but with different settings and scope. The concepts of the different alien species were varied and interesting, and I found the characters’ internal struggles and decision-making thought-provoking—even when their choices didn’t strike me as optimal.

The most resonant structural choice of the novel for me was that the story is broken into six parts, and each part opens with a historical analysis from one of the enemy alien captors about where things went wrong for them after capturing these humans. As a science fiction reader, this initially feels recognizable and comfortable, like Asimov opening chapters of Foundation novels. As the story progresses, a disconcerting feeling creeps in that while the captor alien is trying to pin the blame for his failings on a particular human, this may not be that straightforward a narrative. It feels like a Cardassian enigma tale, where every character is guilty, and the exercise for the reader is to determine guilt of what. The answers all seem to be some small manifestation of hope as resistance, which collectively may tip things in future novels.

As the other books in the series aren’t out yet, I don’t know if they’ll stick the landing the way Expanse Book nine did, but what I’ve read is pretty good. I’m confident enough to encourage folks check out this novel while we wait for more.

Recommend.

There’s work to do!

It’s been a year since HermitCraft 10 began and my fiftieth episode showcases the work still left to do at Hermit Holmdel!

Join me and special guest Allison Chapman, national LGBTQ+ legislative researcher and trans rights activist, as we talk about work to do in America as well!