Working on a Kate Campbell parody

11yo, bored: why are we listening to this, don’t you have a stream to go do?

Me: this song from the turn of the century was arranged and performed in a very old-fashioned way, which is juxtaposed against lyrics about how modern the South had become, with the introduction of Mercedes and Nissan factories and Starbucks with “fat-free lattes.”

11yo, alarmed: THERE WAS FAT IN LATTES?’