Streamer’s Log: Wool Street Facade and Flag

A screenshot of Minecraft showing the Wool Street from the front. It is a sandstone rendition of the New York Stock Exchange entry with a striped flag with a wolf on it.

Howdy, y’all! Joe Hills here, recording as I always do in Nashville, Tennessee, and this morning on the HermitCraft server, it was time to start work on the facade of the Wool Street project.

During a previous brainstorming call, Xisuma, who holds the grey and light green wool permits, suggested we base our build on the front of the New York Stock Exchange, but replace their large American flag with one of our own that showcased the colors of wool available.

I had a rough idea going into this that I’d scale the building to be proportionate to a 13m high flag with 13 stripes, seven of which were colored and alternated with white, and then use the remaining colors to render a pixel art wolf in the upper left corner.

As I was mocking up the facades with scaffolds, PearlescentMoon, holder of the magenta wool permit came by and advised I construct the building from sandstone with a mix of birch and oak splattered in for texture. That sounded good to me! I’ve only had time to do the base layer of sandstone so by the end of the stream, but I’m happy with how that turned out.

The quartz for the six central pillars came from ImpulseSV, holder of the brown wool permit. The contrast of those pillars against the colorful flag in front of them and the black glass behind them just feels right. Plus, it’ll look fantastic from the interior!

A screenshot of Minecraft showing the inside of the Wool Street facade. The flag is barely noticeable through the black glass.

The location is working out great so far. Although we’ll need to extend the building on either side to accommodate all the redstone for the shop, the facade is exactly where I want it!

A screenshot of Minecraft showing the Wool Street facade as viewed from Tango's redstone shop porch.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing the Wool Street facade as viewed from False's unused plot next to Joel's slime shop.

At the end of the stream, I sent messages to the Hermits asking for help collecting sandstone and for input on the y-level the shopping area should be at so we can avoid unnecessary digging.

I’ll be back to work on this project on my next HermitCraft stream, don’t miss it! You can always find my streaming schedule at https://joehills.net/soon/.

Until next time, y’all, this is Joe Hills from Nashville, Tennessee.

Keep adventuring!

 

Streamer’s log: village re-allocation continues

A screenshot of Minecraft showing Joe Hills hacking apart a villager's home with an axe.

Howdy, y’all!

Joe Hills here, recording as I always do in Nashville, Tennessee!

This was a bit of a recovery stream after an exhaustively packed but productive weekend, so I focused on removing stone and preparing to relocate villagers to new beacon-based accommodations.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing the starting point for the terraforming for the stream.

While I dug and hacked, I mentioned my need to archive my old Evernote documents and we discussed the need to preserve early HermitCraft notes for later, just in case. We ended up searching for HermitCraft on scholarly search engines and chatted about the results for about two hours.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing the ending point for the terraforming for the stream. Two structures are gone and quite a bit of mountain.

It was a great time, very chill and just what I needed.

Until next time, y’all, this is Joe Hills from Nashville, Tennessee.

Keep adventuring!

Streamer’s Log: Grind and Read of Moby Dick chapters 78-80

Howdy, y’all! Joe Hills here writing as I always do in Nashville, TN!

Today’s stream was my weekly Saturday Grind and Read, so we jumped in to inventory management, removing stone, and reading Moby Dick chapters 78-80. This is the one stream a week where I completely avoid music, so there’s even a VOD if you want one!

We got a lot of mining done, but I was hampered a bit on pacing by having to avoid hitting villagers and iron golems. I probably need to figure out a relocation target for all of them.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing that Joe has dug out more of the terrain and removed a small farm and a house.

Chapter 78 was kind of horrifying, but 79 and 80 were just old-timey weird. I’m looking forward to chapter 81, about a few ships converging and all chasing the same whales. but it seems like it’s one of the books’ longer chapters and we already had spent 2/3s of the stream on the first three chapters.

With chapter 81 too long to start tonight, I decided for the last third of the stream to disassemble and clean the keyboard I spilled soda into a few days ago. Thanks to Badger helping me find cotton swabs, I was able to make short work of the clean-up, removing about a quarter of the keycaps to clean up the soda residue. Only two switches were sticking themselves, so I swapped those out with fresh ones. I’m not sure if I can repair those somehow.

If you enjoyed tonight’s stream, you can also check out my entire Moby Dick playlist. Plus, you can keep an eye out for my next show via my streaming calendar at https://joehills.net/soon/

Until next time, y’all, this is Joe Hills from Nashville, Tennessee.

Keep adventuring!

Streamer’s log: Joe’s got an xB shop at spawn!

A screenshot of Minecraft showing Joe Hills mining calcite

Howdy, y’all! Joe Hills here writing as I always do in Nashville, TN!

My stream this morning was only an hour, but I got so much done that I wasn’t sure I could top it this evening… until I developed a terrible idea for an illegal shop while mining tuff and calcite.

I already knew that I wanted to build an xB shop at spawn, but after discussing the best angle for all this with the chat, I decided that the funniest possible thing would be to package that as a lagniappe with a pitch to trade Joel a bunch of empty shulkers in exchange for Joel building a silverfish experience farm at the Hermit Holmdel Project.

I had just switched over to an xB skin to sacrifice myself with fireworks to drop player heads when Scar logged in and killed me over a hundred times with his bow. Cubfan135 helped with the slaying and even added some unicode to my pricing emeralds.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing a shop at the HermitCraft 10 spawn that sells xB heads. The price is listed at 1 diamond per head.

The build is pretty simple, but since I’m giving it away if Joel takes the deal, I didn’t want to over do it.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing a shop at the HermitCraft 10 spawn that sells xB heads. Below the shop, GoodTimesWithScar walks across a map of the world.

We hung out by that map for a while chatting and choosing points of interest to fly out to, including an X-marks-the-spot treasure chest next to Scar’s base that contained a diamond block we all split three ways.

Scar and Cub had to call it a night, and I did too, so I wrapped up the stream by recording myself mailing a letter to Joel with my offer to trade this shop and 40 shulkers for him to build a proper xp shop. I think it’s a fair deal, and I hope he takes it. It’s too late at night to think of anything else to throw in there, and I’ve gotta get to bed.

Before you go too, just as a heads up, I’ve got some spookier than usual streams coming up for the Halloween season. You can always find my schedule at https://joehills.net/soon/.

Until next time, y’all, this is Joe Hills from Nashville, TN.

Keep adventuring!

Streamer’s log: storage improvements on a 1-hour HermitCraft bonus stream

A screenshot of Minecraft showing Joe Hills building a roof for the storage area of his bunker. The inner liner is depilate and Hills is layering grass over that.

Howdy, y’all! Joe Hills here writing as I always do in Nashville, TN!

Due to forces beyond my control, I had to forego my routine Friday morning HermitCrfat stream in favor of a 1-hour bonus stream, so I jumped right in on a small project that I could see results on quickly: improving my lasertag arena’s storage and workshop area!

The grass ceiling was a huge liability, so my first objective was to give the space more of a bunker feel (and level of security). I ripped out all that grass above it and added a one-meter thick layer of cobbled deepslate.

During that process, I realized I’d made a storage layout mistake by including two chests for wool when one wool’d do. The ten shulkers worth of stone I’d accrued digging yesterday called for me to deposit them in the POE POE impound lot, where I continued to fill in the crater iJevin left when he ripped out his shop with a snailocopter.

A screenshot of Joe Hills in the POE POE impound standing in a crater full of chests and smiling.

After leaving that space better than I found it, I returned to the storage area and installed a few hanging lights to make it feel more like a classy bunker a rich person would have.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing Joe Hills' storage and work room for the laser tag arena project.

The floor still needs carpet or something, but I’ll come back to that another day, I only had an hour!

If you want to be sure to catch my next HermitCraft 10 stream, don’t forget you can always find my schedule at https://joehills.net/soon/!

Until next time, y’all, this is Joe Hills from Nashville, TN.

Keep adventuring!

Streamer’s Log: HermitCraft History site survey in Metro Mayhem

A screenshot of Minecraft showing the view from the lobby of Joe Hills' name tag shop. The dirt and stone are gone.

Howdy, y’all! Joe Hills here writing as I always do in Nashville, TN!

We had a great HermitCraft brainstorming call earlier today, during which I spent hours digging out the LaserTag observation deck and placing glass, so the stream kicked off with me showcasing my progress there. The game may not be ready, but the view from the lobby is much better!

During that call, ImpulseSV reminded us we can come start checking out the HermitCraft History timeline areas of his Metro Mayhem game, so I flew out his way to look for that. It took a while to find the entrance, so I added some signage.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing a sign and torches marking the entrance to Hermit History in ImpulseSV's cyberpunk city. A pumpkin rests in the background.

There was also a really cool pumpkin nearby with a pedestal challenging us to make our own Halloween decorations, which intrigued me, but I’ll have to come back to that!

Inside the Hermit History tunnel, I measured out that each plot was 31x31x20H, and realized there were no ender chests! It would be trivial to go get a single ender chest, but there are nine plots, one for each season, so it would be better to get nine ender chests. And, oh, another to-do item I had from our meeting today was that Etho needed 10 stacks of obsidian for mail network expansion. The End was soon in sight so I could gather enough obsidian for both Etho and Impulse.

After harvesting all that obsidian from towers on the main End island, we sent Etho his in the mail and added the ender chests to the Hermit History tunnel with a bit of glow ink for flair.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing a sign and enderchest marking one plot for Hermit History in ImpulseSV's cyberpunk city. Additional plots are similarly adorned receding into the background.

After that, I excavated a bit more of the arena back at the name tag shop and called it a night after spending ten hours total working on the server today.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing excavation below the observation deck's floor. A furnace array is visible under the stairs.

It was a long day, but I’m optimistic all my work on my shops this week will leave me freer to jump into Wool Street and Halloween stuff moving forward.

Until next time, y’all, this is Joe Hills from Nashville, TN.

Keep adventuring!

Streamer’s log: Delivering dirt to Doc and stone to cops

A screenshot of Minecraft showing Joe Hills in front of Docm77's empty Wash and Fold laundromat loading dock.

Howdy, y’all! Joe Hills here writing as I always do in Nashville, TN!

As a Hermit of my word, I wanted to be sure that I didn’t waste any time in delivering Docm77 the dirt I promised him yesterday in exchange for a spot at his upcoming poker tournament.

I collected sixty-two shulkers worth of dirt from the Hermit Holmdel storage beacons, as well as thirty-thee shulkers worth of stone since I was over there anyway. In the process, I rediscovered a few missing treasures, like a lost shulker of gravel, a chest of glass intended for my shop, and my “@JoeHills’ written materials” shulker box containing four of my permits, my maps, and my missing shop ledger!

A screenshot of Minecraft showing a skulker box called Joe Hills' written materials containing four permits, many maps, and the shop ledger.

After sending my four chest minecarts full of shulkers back to the shopping district, I first unloaded the dirt at Doc’s Wash and Fold loading dock, stacking the chests to look vaguely like two adjacent stacked pallets.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing Docm77's Wash and Fold laundromat loading dock with 62 chests worth of dirt loaded to look like two columns of triple-stacked pallets.

The dirt was neatly stowed in the POE POE impound as well.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing the chest ooze behind the Permit Office Enforcement office, now with thirty additional chests bulking it up.

And then I quickly posted three of my remaining permits in my black glass shop, name tag shop, and my calcite/tuff shop.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing the empty item frame at the black glass shop. Joe Hills holds the black glass permit.Not a bad showing for four hours of playing video games!

Until next time, y’all, this is Joe Hills from Nashville, TN.

Keep adventuring!

 

Streamer’s Log: Dirty deal with Docm77 and lower jaw trophy topper

A screenshot of Minecraft showing Docm77 and JoeHills discussing business in front of Docm77's Wash and Fold laundry

Howdy, y’all! Joe Hills here writing as I always do in Nashville, TN!

It’s never too late to unburn bridges. Auto-correct tried to tell me that I should have written “to sunburn bridges” but I’m not letting artificial intelligence write this for me!

Some of you may recall that Docm77 wasn’t thrilled with my defensive strategy during his trial (even though I lovingly rendered it in glorious 360° video).

I wasn’t thrilled about Doc not being thrilled, so after giving him some time to cool off and hearing that he has a huge poker tournament coming up, I reached out to him about trading some of my surplus Hermit Holmdel dirt blocks for a reserved spot at his tournament. I might not strike many of y’all as a huge poker player (because I’m not), but I did briefly get really into Balatro earlier this year.

When we met up, Doc was in good spirits and hyped about his upcoming tournament, as well as for the opportunity to avoid afk farming dirt for a while. I recorded the whole thing for an upcoming episode, so I won’t go into more detail about the convo now, but I will say that Doc directed me to his laundromat’s delivery area as the dirt drop-off location, and promised me a seat at his upcoming event. A most excellent outcome!

A screenshot of Minecraft showing Joe Hills in front of Docm77's Wash and Fold laundry delivery area
It’s all going right here.

After that, I mined a couple geode’s worth of calcite and some extra tuff to ensure I had enough to complete my Tuffest Teef trophy topper. The sketches I drew to mock up the design on this morning’s stream allowed me to hit the roof running and turn around a lower mouth that I’m particularly proud of.

A screenshot ofMinecraft showing Tuffest Teef from ground level when standing near Pearl's portal.

I’m not sure I even should build the top, since most Hermits will be flying over it and that’ll just obscure the lower part.

A screenshot ofMinecraft showing Tuffest Teef from the air.

There’s still room for refinement, but that was all the time I had this afternoon. I’ll revisit this with fresh eyes another day, after I deliver Doc’s dirt. After all, my grass delivery to Impulse the other day was a real highlight of his latest video (starting at 14:47):

If you want to try to catch my next show, you can always keep an eye out for those via my streaming calendar at https://joehills.net/soon/

Until next time, y’all, this is Joe Hills from Nashville, TN.

Keep adventuring!

 

Streamer’s log: Tuffest Teef signage and shopping area

Howdy, y’all! Joe Hills here writing as I always do in Nashville, TN!

This morning we brainstormed and broke ground on our tuff and calcite shop, tonight we’re building on that success!

The trophy’s columns didn’t feel tall enough to me, so I extended them and added a second-tier base that will soon hold our gums and teeth sculpture.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing Joe’s shop with its columns doubled in height and capped by another circular base. With all that extra height to work with, I decided to make an attempt at free-handing banners with the letters in the shop‘s name on them, but was a bit frazzled trying to make an S… until I realized I could make the top and bottom look like teeth!

A screenshot of Minecraft showing The loom interface. Joe Hills has created a white on grey letter S with what appear to be teeth for the top and bottom of the character
This turned out better than I expected!

A screenshot of Minecraft showing the name of the shop with the letter S in teethy letterform

Even so, every letter could look like teeth with a bit more work, so I took a crack at that. Voila!
A screenshot of MineCraft showing the Tuff and Calcite shop’s sign, which reads “Tuffest Teef!” in banner text that looks like teeth
With an amazing sign in place, I used my remaining time in the stream to add some internal signage and stock the shopping area.

It’s not perfect, maybe I’ll add a rug or something to break up the center, but I can re-visit this when I come back to add the teeth and gums to the roof.

Until next time, y’all, this is Joe Hills from Nashville, TN.

Keep adventuring!

Streamer’s log: Tuff and Calcite shop groundbreaking on HermitCraft 10

A screenshot of Minecraft showing a sign in front of of creepy cartoonish portal in the HermitCraft 10 shopping district. The sign reads: "future home of @JoeHills' Calcite and Tuff shop.

Howdy, y’all! Joe Hills here writing as I always do in Nashville, TN!

Shop month continues! On last night’s stream, we wrapped up work on our name tag shop for now, and this morning it’s time to get tuff!

The rough plan

As far as I see it, we need to do the following to get our tuff shop open:

  1. Review how much space is still available at our planned plot for the shop next to Mumbo’s iron
  2. Check out what’s left of the pop-up shop in the POE POE impound
  3. Gather stock for the shop
  4. Brainstorm shop concept, layout, and materials
  5. Gather materials that suit that hopefully brilliant idea
  6. Just build the dang thing

Looking back

I had always intended to build a permanent shop where I’d staked my first couple tents at the beginning of the season.

Unfortunately, because I didn’t break ground on a permanent shop there as soon as I struck my tents, Mumbo grabbed a large chunk of that area for his iron mine, leaving me to assess how much usable space was left, which turned out to be 19m x 23m. That’s enough to work with.

After that, I headed to the POE POE impound to see what remained of the pop-up shop I’d constructed in the base of Pearlescent Moon’s shopping district nether portal. I threw together the whole thing in one take back in episode 25, so I wasn’t optimistic.

What remained was mostly nether-themed blocks, which made sense underneath the portal, but won’t as a standalone permanent shop. I pocketed those and 8 diamonds worth of sales for later.

Tuff Brainstorming

I grabbed a few empty shulkers and descended back into the ravine by the name tag shop in search of tuff, and I found plenty! Mining all that out gave me a chance to consider the composition of tuff as a volcanic ash-derived stone and its history as a Roman building material.

By the time my shulkers were full, though, I decided to make a giant sculpture of calcite teeth with tuff gums and to call it Tuff Teeth.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing Joe Hills mining for tuff.

Construction storage and workroom

It seemed a shame to let the hollow under Pearl’s portal go to waste, so I re-dedicated the home of my former pop-up Calcite and Tuff shop as the workroom while constructing Tuff Teeth!

A screenshot of Minecraft showing Joe Hills working a stonecutter inside the HermitCraft 10 shopping district portal hollow

Groundbreaking

I decided to use the entire 19 length of the 19×23 space available to me to create a large circular base for my teeth sculpture. A few polished tuff variants were selected as the building material, as I hope to contrast it against the unpolished tuff for the gums.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing the base of Joe Hills' future shop.

After completing that flat circular foundation and trying to envision how to mount the giant teeth sculpture in relation to the shopping area, I realized I could use my work so far as the base of a trophy for “Tuffest Teef.” I quickly set to work on a three pillar design that used calcite for the supporting side pillars and additional polished tuff for the central pillar.

A screenshot of Minecraft showing Joe Hills looking through the base of his HermitCraft 10 tuff and calcite shop.

This is only the beginning, though. I’m off to the dentist again tomorrow afternoon, so I’ll try to photograph some models and posters of teeth to use for reference. I’m also probably going to double the height of the trophy’s pillar. I’ll need to examine some trophies for reference between now and then too.

Thanks for reading, but if you ever want to join the stream audience yourself, please remember that you can always keep an eye out for my next show via my streaming calendar at https://joehills.net/soon/

Until next time, y’all, this is Joe Hills from Nashville, TN.

Keep adventuring!